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1) “I’m just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”
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2) “If it makes you happy, it doesn’t have to make sense to everyone else.”
3) “In a society that profits from self-doubt, loving yourself is an act of rebellion. Be a rebel.”
4) “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
5) “Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.”
6) “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
7) “I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
8) “If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be”
9) “It is what it is, but it will become what you make it.”
10) “I am strong. I am smart. I am healthy. I am real.”
11) “It’s not your job to like me… that’s my job!”
12) “I’m the only person that I should like and know thoroughly.”
13) “Watch me thrive.”
14) “Let your light shine bright so the other weirdos can find you.”
15) “I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”
16) “It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.”
17) “You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving yourself and see what happens.”
18) “Today’s a good day to start making a difference in your own life.”
19) “Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.”
20) “You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t tacos.”
21) “I am unable to quit, as I am currently too legit.”
22) “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
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23) “If someone says you’re weird, say Thank You.”
24) “Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.”
25) “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.”
26) “Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat makeup.”
27) “Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
28) “Love is an inside job.”
29) “Be with someone who makes you feel loved.”
30) “Don’t look back. You’re not going that way.”
31) “If you’re searching for the person to change your life for the better, then take a look in the mirror.”
32) “Ignore the rain. Look for the rainbow.”
33) “Your speed doesn’t matter, forward is forward.”
34) “Don’t doubt yourself. That’s what haters are for.”
35) “Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults.”
36) “Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel.”
37) “Make someone smile every day. Don’t forget, you’re someone too.”
38) “I got it all together. But I forgot where I put it.”
39) “The goal is to be more in love with you than you were yesterday.”
40) “You’re your own teacher. Give yourself extra credit today.”
41) “You were born to be real, not to be perfect.”
42) “My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.”
43) “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
44) “I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.”
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45) “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh”
46) “Our plans never turn out as tasty as reality.”
47) “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
48) “If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.”
49) “The things that make me different are the things that make me.”
50) “Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.”
51) “For fast-acting relief, try slowing down”
52) “Suffering is part of our training program for becoming wise.” – Ram Dass
53) “Weak people take revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.”
54) “Experience is merely the name we gave to our mistakes.”
55) “I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro.”
56) “Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.”
57) “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
58) “Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”
59) “When I was around 18, I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re either going to love yourself or hate yourself.’ And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things.”
60) “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
61) “I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.”
62) “Today I will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case I will eat a cookie.”
63) “Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.”
64) “Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it.”
65) “I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
66) “Great things never came from comfort zones.”
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67) “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
68) “Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
69) “Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.”
70) “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
71) “I said “Somebody should do something about that.” Then I realized I am somebody.”
72) “If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
73) “Clap for yourself. Who else will?”
74) “You’re a light. Whoever wants to shine with you, let them come.”
75) “The secret to getting ahead is getting started. Let’s go!”
76) “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”
77) “It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
78) “You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.”
79) “Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway.”
80) “I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.”
81) “Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you.”
82) “Happy. Unbothered. Disciplined. Glowing.”
83) “If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow. Imagine what speaking kindly to yourself can do.”
84) “Just in case no one told you today: Hello. Good morning. You’re doing great. I believe in you. Nice butt.”
85) “I do not have to be perfect to be wonderful.”
86) “Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky.”
87) “If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.”
88) “Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
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89) “Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the airplane, the pessimist the parachute.”
90) “The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.”
91) “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?”
92) “Don’t find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain.”
93) “Remember that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top with no pants & ate his favorite food & loved himself. So you can too.”
94) “I say IDK a lot. But trust me, I know.”
95) “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
96) “Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.”
97) “I am difficult because I am rare”
98) “Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”
99) “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
100) “Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
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